THE
MIKE DURRETT SHOW
Humor's Daily Surprise!
Entertainment, Jokes, and Fun
Dateline: 09/16/98
Being your Internet Humor procurer -- or, as I'm affectionately known around here, the Link Pimp -- I'm constantly urged by women and men, girls and boys, and dogs and raccoons to serve up more links; although the critters quite often prefer linked all-meat weenies to the computer kind.
I have no beef with that. My command is your wish.
Here you go, kids, click away: 1, 2, 3. Want some more? Cool. 4, 5, 6. Have you seen this one? 7.
Now, you probably noticed those particular sites, while wonderful places to travel to along the cyberspace highways, are not particularly funny. That's why two things were invented:
I can't help you with the beer; but I can help you with me. And me is gonna do the Funky Chicken with a toxic gravy boat spill on my bad self in my homey and my cribby, my main Mama or Daddy-o, can you dig it? (That's high level link pimp jargon there. I believe it means "Look, I found the URL for Snuffy Smith.")
And I'll place some more comedy sites on this very page everyday for the next 30 years or so until I retire, or go nuts staying current on whatever personal triumph/tragedy has/hasn't revitalized the overwrought/overwrought Kelsey Grammer this time.
Or I may throw in the Guide towel altogether and get me one of them Paul Harvey ServiceMaster franchises and vacuum suck sofa couches for lucrative loose change and linty Certs.
One way or the other, as you can see, I've got big plans. I've got me a life!
Anyway, presenting Humor's Daily Surprise! -- an eclectic collection of amusing sites, including offbeat discoveries and old favorites, and sneak previews of future additions to our Humor Net Links library.
Heck, I don't know what it will be like. I'm winging this, okay?
So, let's give it a try, Sport. C'mon, return to this page everyday and see what's up. It's that simple. Now, read slowly, and let it all sink in... everyday... everyday... everyday... you are getting drowsy... come back everyday...
Do you realize, if my addition is correct, in one year, this single Humor at The Mining Co. feature will have yielded 365 links? Yowsa! That's a lot of links! I must be one of them workaholics or somethin'. I'm betting, in just a couple of months, I'll be bonused with a pink Mary Kay car.
Thanks in advance!
(Oh, don't mind me, folks; I'm preening for my editor.)
Meanwhile, let's all cruise on the swURLy-twURLy World Wide Web to...
About Your Guide: Mike Durrett has undertaken this massive project with enthusiastic vigor and a solemn guarantee that all included sites will contain a minimum of 10% surprise! -- sometimes less.
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