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"If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?"

"Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATMs?"

"Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?"

I suspect you've heard many, if not all, of these ponderables before, but have you come up with the answers, yet? Nah, I didn't think so. Harris Online hosts this impressively large collection of nuggets. Go, quiz yourself.

Here's my favorite: "Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"

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