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The Brunching Shuttlecocks' Quizzes
It's a party mingling through these skewed, smart, and laughable pop culture exams.

A frequent formula used by the satirical B. S. ezine pits readers' brainpower to the task of correctly identifying whether an actual name is an "Indian Sports Car or Impotence Drug?" Or, an "Elvis Movie or Cocktail?" Or, "Perfume or Marvel Super Villain?"

I scored impressively, making tough choices as to whether Daisy Sweet, Sunshine Blue, Lucky Star, Love Melody, Cherry Treats, and Misty Rain are porn stars or My Little Pony characters.

I did so well, in fact, I'm anticipating restraining orders served by Toys R Us.

Several items, like "Are You God?," fall more into the survey category, being witty, plus instructive. For grins, I filled out this divine questionnaire, reaching the outcome I predicted.

No, I am not God, but I knew that already. I'm His intern.

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