Country Western Song Machine

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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett


"I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin;
  I can still recall the burlap bra she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
  And I knew what strong deoderants were for.

My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever;
  She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist;
  "I now can kiss my credit cards good-bye."

I wrote that with the help of a do-it-yourself generator. Visit Out of Service and write a tune yourself, instantly! It's easy. While you do, I'll get Dwight Yoakam on the phone....

Country Western Song Machine

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