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The Orphanage of Cast-Off Mascots
Celebrity is sweet and often fleeting. Some stars, like that scamp Corey Feldman, remain in our hearts forever. Others, like Rosie O'Donnell, linger and clog our pulmonary arteries. Even more (Kajagoogoo) disappear without a blip of our voluntary remembrance, the victims of career cardiac infarctions.

Now, thanks to the Institute of Official Cheer, gawk at actual advertisement icon wannabes and mock these small-time sideshow never-weres' tragic stories.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoying 15 nanoseconds of fame, meet, among many, Mr. Coffee Nerves, Mr. Doomed Roach, Mr. Heating, Dave the Self-Denying Fish, Bondex Betty, Undead Lard-Can Man, Ima Wantad, Happy Egg, Comfy and Minty, and The Fly-Apart Coughing Bros.

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