Rockford's Answering Machine
A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett
From "The Rockford Files" Homepage, here's a complete compilation of the opening
messages left on James Garner's answering machine. Major trivia!
A different humorous
telephone call was presented at the start of each episode throughout the detective series'
six original seasons, some examples:
Jim, thanks for taking
little Billy fishing. He had a great time. Turns out he wasn't even really seasick. Um,
have you ever had chicken pox?
It's Betty from up the
street. I'm calling all the neighbors because Spotty is loose. If you see him, call me.
Oh, don't wear musk cologne. Leopards have a thing about that.
Jim, it's Benny. I know
your sewer's backed up, but I can't get out there today. Maybe your buyers won't notice.
Jim Rockford's Answering Machine
in the mind of the beholder. Proceed at your own risk.
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