Fifty Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett

Alan Meiss' list has become one of the Internet's most forwarded comedy pieces.

Personal favorites:

"12.  Lean over to another passenger and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

"13.  Greet everyone getting on... with a warm handshake and ask them to call you 'Admiral.'"

"39.  Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope."

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

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