"Dumb and Dumber in Real Life"

This collection of anecdotes from The Stupid Page salutes the wondrous diversity of morons.

Find dozens of stupidity examples like this one: "My neighbor Gus put on my dog's electric fence dog collar. He ran over the wire where the collar shocks you. He asked me, 'Why did it hurt?' I said it's for training dogs not to run out of the yard. He said, 'But I'm not a dog!"'

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~ Mike Durrett

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