How to Drive Like a Moron

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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett

I already know how, thanks, but a lot of you beginners may need some tips, like:

• "Always drive with your right arm behind the passenger seat."

• "After you cut off a vehicle, give a 'Thanks-for-letting-me-in' wave and nod to the other driver."

• "Park your car no less then three feet from the curb. While getting out, swing the door open as wide as you can. "

Road rage summed up in one convenient Web site, from, pardon the expression, DoggieSnot.

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