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"Get InToon with your Destiny." (InToon is the host of this feature.)

"Align the planets" with your mouse via a Shockwave plug-in "and select your sign to view your horoscope for this very second in time."

I did just that, too. I'm a Pisces and here's my horoscope from the moment of 00:025:21 this morning:

"Use your personal skills to subdue a hairy divorcee. Ease up on mountain climbing. Does the number, an 'itty bit,' ring a bell? A tummy tuck will play a central role in your love life. Make an extra effort in developing sexuality."

Amazing! Does this psychic phenomenon know me or what?

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