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06/20/99
Updated: 08/26/01

The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project
Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations.

To advance man's knowledge of the secrets of the universe, specifically the mystical properties of Twinkies snack cakes, brainy types at Rice University conducted a series of scientific experiments. Their methods and results are reported here, enhanced with photographic evidence in the following areas of concern: Resistivity Test, Gravitational Response Test, Radiation Test, Turing Test, Rapid Oxidation Test, Solubility Test and Maximum Density Test.

This be good learnin'.

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