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05/04/99
Updated: 07/07/01

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Thousands of quotations and short jokes suitable for your email signatures -- or you could just do like me and sign your stuff "Mike."

Some examples:

• "War doesn't determine who's right, but who's left."

• "It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."

• "The wages of sin are eternal damnation. (The hours are good though.)"
  
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