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04/25/99

Daily Affirmations
Some people are worth extra praise and admiration because they are so together. One such man is Wally Glenn from "Planet Wally." He has compiled a list of his wisdom and shares his remarkable secrets freely in an effort to better mankind.

A few random thoughts and quotations:

"I will remember to blow kisses and mouth out the words, "I LOVE YOU" to everyone I cut off in traffic today."

"I can feel bad about killing minks for their skin, or I can feel happy that I am not having mink roast for dinner."

"Hindsight may be 20/20, but it would be awfully hard to see out of your Levis."

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