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02/25/99

Milk: Where's Your Moustache?
The modern classic advertising campaign featuring sloppy milk-slurping celebrities' portraits is also flowing with wit. Enjoy this big collection of print samples and pay special notice to the annotations. My favorite is from Baywatch rescue lady Yasmine Bleeth:

"When I'm not giving mouth-to-mouth or consoling a fellow lifeguard with sun-damaged hair, I worry about real-life things like getting osteoporosis when I'm older. You know, men and women are both at risk when they don't get enough calcium. That's why I drink lots of milk now. 1%.And depending on how much I drink, I wait a half hour before saving a life."

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