The Lewis Grizzard Directory of Quotes

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The late nationally-syndicated columnist, Lewis Grizzard, is best remembered for his Southern U.S.A.-spun humor. The Last Website to Albuquerque presents a bundle of his witty observations along with other items of fan interest.

Among the quotations of Lewis Grizzard:

• "Why do service stations lock the bathroom door but leave the cash register unlocked?"

• "There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago."

• "Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck."

The Lewis Grizzard Directory of Quotes