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02/02/99

Josh Space - Quotes
If your teacher insisted you jot down an inspirational quote each day, you'd probably grumble and start copying. Josh didn't. He made up his own and got away with it for a year and a half. Here's a big, funny collection.

Two of my faves: "An open mind leaves a bad scar" and "Let your heart soar as high as it will go -- but when you're done, you better put it back in real quick or you'll die. Can't live without a heart, man, wise up."

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