A Funny Site of
the Day with Mike Durrett
(I'm a vegetarian. It would've been wrong for me to mention blue suede shoes. Then again, with his eating habits, I might not be too far off.... Say, I know; I'll ask Elvis about it on the Ouija board...)
Mike: Yo, Elvis, do you like Blue Plate Mayonnaise?
Elvis: SAY CHEESE BABY
Mike: Cheese Baby.
Elvis: DONT B CRUEL BABY
Mike: Sorry. Hey, Elvis, Donna "Elly May Clampett" Douglas, your co-star in "Frankie and Johnny," is going to be at the Boat Show in Atlanta.
Elvis: WEAR SOFT PANTS BABY
Mike: Should I send your love?
Elvis: NO WAY
Mike: I thought you two--
Elvis: GROW DEM CHOPS BABY
Mike: Actually, I have been doing a little sideburns thingy--
Mike: Say "Hi" to Irene "Granny" Ryan for me.
Elvis: GROOVY BABY
Mike: You really think I look like a baby?
Elvis: 4 ME 2 KNOW AND U TO FIND OUT
Mike: Don't make me shake my rattle at you.
Elvis: DON'T B CRUEL BABY
Mike: You're not a man of many words, are you Elvis? Do you miss your "Kissin' Cousins" writers?
Elvis: UH HUH
Mike: Elvis, I'm leaving the building. Elvis, I'm leaving the building.
Elvis: TAKE A PILL BABY
Need Shockwave? Free plug-in.