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Vox Regis (The Voice of the King)


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A Funny Site of the Day with Mike Durrett


Through the miracles of Shockwave and Greenpig New Media, contact the spirit of Elvis with this spooky online Ouija board. Ask him anything that you want. Just stay off of his Blue Plate Mayonnaise.

(I'm a vegetarian. It would've been wrong for me to mention blue suede shoes. Then again, with his eating habits, I might not be too far off.... Say, I know; I'll ask Elvis about it on the Ouija board...)

Mike: Yo, Elvis, do you like Blue Plate Mayonnaise?

Elvis: SAY CHEESE BABY

Mike: Cheese Baby.

Elvis: DONT B CRUEL BABY

Mike: Sorry. Hey, Elvis, Donna "Elly May Clampett" Douglas, your co-star in "Frankie and Johnny," is going to be at the Boat Show in Atlanta.

Elvis: WEAR SOFT PANTS BABY

Mike: Should I send your love?

Elvis: NO WAY

Mike: I thought you two--

Elvis: GROW DEM CHOPS BABY

Mike: Actually, I have been doing a little sideburns thingy--

Elvis: YEP

Mike: Say "Hi" to Irene "Granny" Ryan for me.

Elvis: GROOVY BABY

Mike: You really think I look like a baby?

Elvis: 4 ME 2 KNOW AND U TO FIND OUT

Mike: Don't make me shake my rattle at you.

Elvis: DON'T B CRUEL BABY

Mike: You're not a man of many words, are you Elvis? Do you miss your "Kissin' Cousins" writers?

Elvis: UH HUH

Mike: Elvis, I'm leaving the building. Elvis, I'm leaving the building.

Elvis: TAKE A PILL BABY


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