Web Humor

  1. Home
  2. Entertainment
  3. Web Humor

Steven Wright's Funniest Quotes


 Funny Site of the Day
• Recent Funny Sites
• Funny Site Archive

 Related Funniest Quotes
  Resources
• Quotations
• Jokes Files

 Humor Today
• This Day in Humor
• Entertainment News
Jokes
• Late-Night TV Comedy
• Sounds
• TV
Movies
• Video/DVD
• Comic Strips

  Latest Laughs

C:\Humor\zhighlights.htm

Recent Articles
Humor: Most Wanted
The Obligatory Email Joke

A Funny Site of the Day with Mike Durrett


Although the once prominent stand-up comic is rarely seen, the Internet loves him, dedicating numerous pages to his offbeat mental doodlings and one-liners. Here are several sources with plentiful observations from the deadpan comedian.

A few jokes of Steven Wright:

  • I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.

  • Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, "If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?" Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job.

  • Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright's Funniest Quotes
  • More Steven Wright Quotes


Explore Humor - Humour

Explore Humor

Explore Web Humor

About.com Special Features

Movie Comedies in 2009

Find out what belly laughs are in store at the 2009 box office. More >

Scrapbook Technique Gallery

Use these ideas to inspire your own uniquely beautiful pages. More >

Web Humor

  1. Home
  2. Entertainment
  3. Web Humor

©2009 About.com, a part of The New York Times Company.

All rights reserved.