humorADM	Hello, everyone. I'm the About.com Guide to Humor, Mike Durrett. Thanks for joining us.
humorADM	Tonight's chat is moderated; however, your participation is encouraged.
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humorADM	P.S. Wall's humor column, "Off the Wall," is nationally syndicated by Universal Press.
humorADM	Her essays have been collected into two books. The newest volume is "If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me." Available at Borders.com, one of our presenters this evening...
humorADM	Or right here: http://humor.about.com/library/blpswall.htm . That's a biographical page with more info on our guest.
humorADM	<ka-ching!>
humorADM	The National Society of Newspaper Columnists named P.S. Wall Best Humor Columnist of 1996.
humorADM	She majored in Environmental Science and was in environmental sales until her writing career blossomed...
humorADM	And she has seen a grease stain on Elvis' kitchen counter.
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humorADM	I've been looking forward to this conversation with P.S. Wall...
humorADM	Hi. Do you prefer P.S.? Or P.? Or Paula? Or <your name here>?
PSWall	Paula will be fine. Actually, my latest book is "If I were a Man, I'd Marry Me." We're #9 on top requested humor books.
humorADM	Already? It's been out like ten minutes.
humorADM	That's great.
PSWall	2 1/2 weeks and already going into it's third printing.
humorADM	That's stunning.
humorADM	Where are you on the list of paid for books?
PSWall	Is there a list of paid for books?
humorADM	I've heard rumors.
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humorADM	'Scuse me, Hi Fleshmop.
fleshmop	hi
humorADM	I don't get to type that often.
PSWall	Fleshmop. Very original name
fleshmop	It comes from kitchen slang
humorADM	So, Paula.. is this your first big time Internet chat?
PSWall	Yes. Only second time to chat at all. practically a virgin.
humorADM	I'll be gentle.
PSWall	What does fleshmop mean?
fleshmop	I worked in a restaurant where a lot of the chefs were vegetarian
fleshmop	And they would call the brush you use to sauce a piece of meat the fleshmop
humorADM	And that's what you wanted to be when you grew up, Fleshmop?
fleshmop	I just thought that was the funniest thing
PSWall	Thank you, ADM. Fleshmop, what great trivia! I'm gonna steal it!
humorADM	Touching, huh, P?
fleshmop	Go ahead
PSWall	As touching as one can get on a keyboard.
PSWall	Darn
humorADM	So, I guess we should do the traditional Chat things for you, Paula
humorADM	You should know on the Internet it is okay to misspell
humorADM	It is encouraged, actually.
humorADM	Sentence fragments good.
PSWall	You should know in newspapers it's OK too.
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humorADM	Hee... And above all, feel free to LIE!
PSWall	Attila the Pun! Bet you're fun.
AttilaThePun	Type HEREI am kind of "off the wall"
fleshmop	I think humor ADM is funny
fleshmop	And witty
humorADM	That said, I must ask you the obligatory Chat question, Paula..
PSWall	and cute. Did you see his pic?
humorADM	<and dimpled>
fleshmop	Don't get me started
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humorADM	Here we go, Paula... here's the question...
humorADM	STATS?!!!
PSWall	As in body?
humorADM	As in location/sex/age
PSWall	Oh! Outside of Nashville. SWF. Younger than My hips are aroucd.
humorADM	aroucd?
humorADM	around?
humorADM	aroused?
PSWall	all of the above.
humorADM	<blushing, profusely>
PSWall	My keys are getting warm.
humorADM	I give good ampersand, by the way.
PSWall	What the hell is that?
humorADM	That's the & key
humorADM	On the 7.
PSWall	I love a man who is kinky.
humorADM	It is also a pretty good picture of my special "moves."
pearl	Type HEREI like moves
humorADM	My wife is hard of hearing,
humorADM	I told her about kinky.
humorADM	She wore a Slinky.
humorADM	Thank you very much. I'll be here all week!
BC	Type HEREI'm lost. Is this the Billy Graham chat room?
humorADM	Not a prayer, BC
PSWall	BC are you looking for a sermon?
BC	PS - Is this short for Post Script Wall?
PSWall	Paula Sue. All southerner's have two names
humorADM	That's cute.
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