Mr. Picassohead

Mr. Picassohead: It now occurs to us that you, of all people, may need a fine self-caricatuare for the Witness Protection Program. So, looking around we discovered Mr. Picassohead, an online do-it-yourself portrait center for ''painting'' in the style of the abstract artist. Drag and drop Pablo Picasso elements onto a blank canvas. At last, you can interpret you and not look like a potato.

Choose from an assortment of faces, eyes, noses, lips, ears, eyebrows, hair, and abstracts, courtesy of Ruder Finn Interactive. There's also a Picasso font, so you can sign your name to your work. When you're finished, add your fabulous skewed face to The Mr. Picassohead Gallery and email it to friends. View the parade of contributors' canvases, too.

Spitting Image (But Don't): In my Mr. Picassohead, I manipulated several pieces to achieve an image I could call my own. I'm not too thrilled about the mouth and the distinct lack of Snickers bars, but I did manage to incorporate my ever-present unsightly shirt stain.