The Men Commandments: Three dozen universal rules and regulations for guys (minus the beer). Warns the caring, big brotherish Web site: "Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You’re no longer a man and you’re out of the man club."
Manly Examples:
- 7. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
- 23. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics. Ever.
- 30. A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
Oh, oh. I'm out.
Oh, well. Now I can wear those Speedos ...
