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"Modern Humorist" Bin Laden War Update The Osama files during the months following 9/11/01, joking at the news. Comedy Under Siege All of the terrific 9/11 terrorism satire from "Modern Humorist" in one place. Anthrax the Band vs. Anthrax the Disease A special report from "The Daily Probe" compares and contrasts for Symptoms, Infections, Mortality Rate, Method of Letality, Protective Measures and Treatment. Ari Fleischer's Ten Commandments of Patriotism The White House Press Secretary has some new rules, from Whitehouse.org. Babe the Pig Sacrifices Self So Bin Laden Goes to Hell Sizzle reported by "Hollywood Pulse." Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance to Surrender He's starving, too, reports "The Onion." Bin Laden Feared to Have Segway Scooter "Threatened to produce transportation device of mass distribution," reports SatireWire. Bin Laden Rookie Card Drops in Value SatireWire reports on the "Terrors of Tomorrow" set. Bin Laden Said to Be Hiding in Afghanistan Starbucks From "The Daily Probe." CNN's Wolf Blitzer Lands Interview With Bin Laden Shocking answers! Learn what's with the beard and Ginger and Mary Ann in this exclusive transcript from Hollywood Pulse. Entrepreneur Stuck With 40,000 Unsold Bin Laden Urinal Cakes Interest in comedy relief dries up, reports "The Onion." Falwell Blames More Americans for Attacks "Evangelist Jerry Falwell this week pointed the finger at several other culprits -- including his dishonest gardener, a shopper at his local grocery story and two movie-goers who talked during the film he attended," reports "Hollywood Pulse." HOLY F****** S***! Attack on America Thank Allah for "The Onion," bouncing back from the September 11, 2001, attack on America with this fine issue, including "Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell," "American Life Turns Into Bad Jerry Bruckheimer Movie," "God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule." Note: Scroll down the archive page at "The Onion" to Volume 37, Issue 35. Los Angeles Feels Sting of Being on Terrorists' B-List A report of envy by "National Lampoon." Muppet Exchange Divides "Sesame Street" "Reacting to Bert's appearance in a poster with terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden, the characters ... are protesting ... a bearded Muppet character fashioned after bin Laden named Crooked Monster," reports "Hollywood Pulse." Office of Homeland Security Terror Advisory Map, The Today's forecast, courtesy of "National Lampoon." Osama bin Laden's Sleeper's Handbook "The National Lampoon" publishes excerpts informing terrorists how to disappear into American society. Qu'ran, The: 10 Tricky Verses by Osama bin Laden Liner notes uncovered by "The National Lampoon." Report: Bin Laden Warned CIA About Attacks From "The Daily Probe." Rough Draft: Osama's Videotape When he's not busy bastardizing a perfectly fine religion, Osama bin Laden cuddles hypocritically with the America he professes to loathe. From "Modern Humorist." Shattered Nation Longs to Care About Stupid Bull$%!* Again The state of America report, from "The Onion." Stay Alert! A Message From Tom Ridge The U.S. Homeland Defense Czar speaks to "The Daily Probe." Adult content. Terrorism and the Number 11 A "Daily Probe" special report on the numeral in relationship to the terroristic acts.
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