Kids love the books in Dav Pilkey's wacky Captain Underpants series, including The Invasion Of The Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies From Outer Space. In that one, according to The Will Zone, "we meet Professor Pippy P. Poopypants, science teacher from New Swissland. Tired of the school children making fun of his name, he uses his Shrinky-Pig 2000 on them and forces them all to change their names!"
To discover you silly name, Scholastic hosts Professor Pooypants' state-of-the-art Name Change-O-Chart, offering a simple-to-operate name generator which will change your life.
Your pal,
Pinky Bubblesniffer
