It's a spoon! It's a fork! It's a knife!
No, it's a Spork!
As seen on young people.
For your dining and utensil pleasure, all things Sporkian are covered at this loving fan site by Justin Merry, like his discussion of the Creation vs. Evolution theories of spoons/forks/knives combos and the probing items, "Why Sporks Are So Great," "The Spork Cult Rituals," and "The Planetary Defense Strategy."
Plasticware and little packets of mayonnaise not included.
