''Seinfeld'' Quotes

That little show about ''nothing'' certainly generated a lot of quotations. Witness this fine portfolio by P.K. Meco, ''Seinfeld'' Quotes, transcribing multiple extractions from 137 episodes of the series' total 180. So, if you're in the mood for, say, some ''Soup Nazi,'' no problem.

"The guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as 'the Soup Nazi.'"

"Why? What happens if you don't order right?"

"He yells and you don't get your soup."
--Jerry and Elaine, in "The Soup Nazi"

Later, that same restaurant:

"Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, 'Scent Of A Woman'? Hoo-wah! Hoo-wah!"

"Very good. Very good."

"Well, I ..."

"You know something?"

"Hmmm?"

"No soup for you!"

"What?"

"Come back one year. Next!"
--Elaine and the Soup Nazi, in "The Soup Nazi"

Then:

"You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!"
--Elaine, in "The Soup Nazi"

Man, this site is like owning a television. One with no sound and no picture. But the closed-captioning works. Intermittently. On some episodes, not others. I like it.

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