- "Two Michigan robbers charged into a Detroit music store waving their guns. 'Nobody move!' one of the robbers ordered. The second robber then moved -- and the first shot him in the head."
- "A Kansas man ran into a convenience store and demanded all the money in the cash drawer. Finding the cash drawer mostly empty, the crook decided to tie up the clerk and work the counter himself. He was arrested three hours later while waiting on a pair of police officers who came in for coffee."
Interspersed among the crime reports are worthwhile funny pictures of police-related activities.
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