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eBay Member Profile for andy46477

By Mike Durrett, About.com

Feedback Feedback: At eBay, the mammoth Internet auction marketplace, buyers and sellers are encouraged to leave brief comments after each transaction, so a public track record is available to future participants. This feedback generally takes the mundane form of "Quick service, everything shipped as promised" or "Friendly lad and fast with the check!"

And, then, there's Andy....

eBay Member Profile for andy46477: We don't know if Andy was bored or on some secret mission from God, but his "feedback" to hundreds of random and bewildered eBay members is a source of big amusement. Enjoy his actual nonsensical pranks and practical jokes.
Andy Dandies: Some sample entries:

  • I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish! Great! I can eat it!

  • Thank you so much for the cola beverage. I drank it right away. The mailman saw.

  • Has a MYSTERIOUS TINGLY itch on lower left LEG. Otherwise, a SAINT!

  • LEMON-FLAVORED! This seller contains yellow number 4! I LOVE yellow number 4!

  • If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.
Go: eBay Member Profile for andy46477

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