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Dating Fun Pick-Up Lines

Be Choosy, Be Cheesy

From , former About.com Guide

''Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?''

Just wondering. So, anyway, here's an ample sampling of sure-fire pickup lines, guaranteed to get you a pickup or, at least, an arrest warrant.

DatingFun.com categorizes their romantic openers by ''Lines to Use on Girls,'' ''Lines to Use on Guys,'' ''Lines to Use on Anyone,'' ''Super Cheesy Lines,'' ''Lines With Rebuttals,'' ''The Worst Ones We've Ever Heard,'' and ''Dirty but Fun'' (for immature audiences).

''Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.''

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