God bless you, Swinging Neal. Thanks to you, I don't feel like such a schmuck.
In my dating nights, my standard opening line was something like: "Um, let me have the Cheeseburger Plate and a Coke."
I never dated any Waffle House waitresses, but I did sweet-talk one to skedaddle and bring me mayonnaise.
Nevertheless, Swinging Neal provided incurable romantics thousands of opening remarks to help negotiate coupling success. Here's a sampling of his ice breakers:
Can I buy you a drink so I look better?
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Are you from Georgia? Cuz you're looking mighty peachy?
Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.
Hey, I'm new in town. Can I get directions to your house?
I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play with your breasts?
Don't despair, Swinging Neal fan, we've collected together other fine sources of dating pickup lines for your fondling pleasure.
Beware, some liners are explicit. While these quotes might be amusing to contemplate, after reading a page or two, if I ever find myself single, I'm only dating quiet types. Pick-up lines make mimes enticing.