The first person who calls me "Icy Fairyfreak" gets it.
The original "Glam Name Generator," which became somewhat of a cult sensation, has been removed from the Internet (and not by me), however there is a sparkly happy ending. The concept has been continued as the Glitter and Glam Rock Name Generator. Type in your real name and have it transformed into something magical and hairy. The current names are different from the original batch.
The first person who calls me "Mitch Shinola" gets it.