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How to Annoy Everybody

Be an Equal Opportunity Offender

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I've commented on things that annoy me. Ooo, I get steamed! I guess that's why I so dearly love turning the tables. I relish the power, the thrill, the insanity of a well-executed irritant. Hee-hee.

The Humor page at PressAnyKey is a handbook of aggravation. It collects numerous zany lists of pettiness on one page. I find this comforting. Sure, you've seen many, if not all, of these comedy pieces before, but, hey, you've seen "The Bible" before, too, and that doesn't stop you from another contemplation, another instruction.

Here are the valuable lessons for today and for life. Some items are a tad on the tasteless side, so you know they'll assure quality satisfaction.

  • How to Annoy People

  • How to Annoy Your Driver

  • How to Annoy Other Drivers

  • How to Annoy People in the Elevator

  • How to Annoy the I.R.S.

  • How to Annoy the Local K-Mart and Wal-Mart Stores

  • How to Annoy Your Parents

  • How to Annoy Your Pastor, Rabbi, Etc.

  • How to Annoy Your Favorite Pizza Parlor

  • How to Annoy the Police

  • How to Annoy Your Constituents

  • How to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mates

  • How to Annoy Your Roommate

  • How to Annoy Your Veterinarian

  • How to Annoy Your Teacher

  • How to Be Annoying at Work

  • Now, go take on the day!

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