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Virtual Yes Man - Your Personal Suck-Up

From , former About.com Guide

Virtual Yes Man: Yes, indeedy, you'll like this one. You betcha! You are looking sharp; you know. You really are. You're my idol, you swell person, you. You light up my life. You give me hope to carry on. May I validate your parking? Yes, I'd love to. Say, I bet I could buy you the best lunch ever. Would you be so kind as to allow me to Turtle Wax your car? I'd be beyond happy to iron that crease in your slacks. Might I fluff your pillow? How 'bout a warm towel?...

Here's your boy, from Here in Reality.

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