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Scary, Scary Sounds for Halloween: A New CD From Martha Stewart Living

It's a Scary Thing

by Mike Durrett
for About.com

Television's perfect homemaker and marketing genius never misses a trick, fashioning treats and minting cash.

Now, she's released a compact disc of the eeriest, bone-chilling audio of the season. Hear Martha plunge full frontal into the dread and terror of "Too Much Paprika," "Fork Placed on the Right," and "Black Man at the Party," among other calamities.

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