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Caffeine Addict's Quiz

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by Mike Durrett
for About.com

If you can stay awake long enough to answer this brief survey, you'll soon discover whether or not you have an addiction to the pumped-up powers of coffee, thanks to the kindly folks at The Joke Archives.

Do you have a caffeine-related "Alertness Deficit Disorder?" Learn now and buy me a latte before I-- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

The test is simple, seeking yes or no responses to these scientific queries and nearly two dozen others:

  • Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it's easier?
  • Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water?

    A warning from the research team: "If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to Starbucks could be fatal," a veritable Frappuccino meltdown.

    Go: Caffeine Addict's Quiz

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