"One Loch Nest Monster, please."
Funny Condoms: Frankly, I don't need any help getting laughs in bed. I need help getting laughs to stop, but, apparently, others differ. ERCO, Ltd. of the Czech Republic produces an entire line of novelty condoms for discerning lovers and, I'm guessing, discerning nutcases. (Man, ha, unintentional humor there, folks.)
"Our condoms are made of natural rubber," says the company's promotional material. "They are hygienically tested. Every condom has been tested twice for leakage." (Mike struggles to remain quiet as he moves to the next paragraph.)
"Erotic funny condoms are packed in clear plastic domes. This makes the condoms a good gift for any occasion." Happy birthday, Vicar.
Balloon Animals for, um, Balloon Animals: Funny Condoms feature animal and cartoony designs: Chicken, Devil, Small Dragon, Jellyfish, Dwarf, Orca, Elephant, Kangaroo, Santa Claus, Buffalo, Hippo, Mars Man, Beer (mug), and Easter Bunny. A set of special condoms, as if the others were routine, presents Hedgehog, Frog-Queen, Big Nose, Eiffel Tower, Cactus, and Statue of Liberty.
Are There Lyrics Sheets, or Should We Hum?: If you're in the mood for a round of musical partners, Funny Condoms are on sale with a pressure-activated device included, playing all the hit tunes of the night, like: "Old McDonald Had a Farm," "Twinkle Twinkle Litte Star," "Three Little Pigs," "Love Me Tender," and "Wedding March." Drat, and here I am in the mood for "Hokey Pokey."
Photographs Gallery: Blow-ups are achieved by clicking on the thumbnails. I'll remember that.
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