The Funny Site of the Day -- In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out I will never become a zombie. I am a vegetarian and not allowed by tournament rules to munch corpses or live-wire Helen. Look for me in the apocalypse, gnawing and groaning in Del Monte's dumpsters. That's not blood; that's mango juice.

Additionally, I will never be dating zombies because I married my wife forever. The fine print includes living deadness and what feels like it in big box stores, the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, or Last Comic Standing.

That said, would I ever need to date a zombie, then ZombieHarmony would get my vote and plasma needs for their hands out and, yes, limbs out to the singles community.

Love Is in the Stare: ZombieHarmony
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The Funny Site of the Day -- "Holy dark night for Christian Bale!" screams Comedy Central. So shocked, it devised a Flash game!

"Help Hollywood's Batman evade his pursuers and flee into the solace of darkness, so that he may walk free to berate the rest of his family another day before the goodwill he's accrued at the box office runs out."

Play now. Same bat-mouse. Same bat-computer.

WHAM! BIFF! POW!: Run Batman Run
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The Funny Site of the Day -- "Oh Hai! Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have 61% of the Bible translated!"

That is how this religious doctrine begins. At my house, it ends with my cat rolling over for a stretch, taking a nap, and not attending Sunday school.

Kids.

Let us pray.

"Praise Ceiling Cat, yu be watchin us, yu can has cheezburger.

"Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.

"Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

"And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.

"An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

"Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

"Forevur and evuhr. Amen."

My spellchecker is smoking.

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The Funny Site of the Day -- Behold! That's me in South Park.

Hey, where are all the Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman yourself.

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