The Funny Site of the Day -- In case you haven't looked at a calendar, we're halfway to Christmas!

15½ neck, 32 sleeve, favorite color: blue. I like pie. Will accept peanut brittle.

OK, I'm in the spirit, but, if you need help, try this crazy Christmas game. Paramount Comedy, the UK TV programmer, presents the Elf Slinger challenge for your amusement and frustration. Here's the deal:

"The kiddies need their Xmas presents delivered quickly. Use the catapult to launch as many [elves] as you possibly can into the chimneys. The fairy will show you which chimney to aim for. Score as many points as you can in the time provided."

Happy holidays, everyone!

Play: Elf Slinger (a k a Elfsling)
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_{Pictured: Something tells me these guys' union hasn't mentioned the Elfapult. Photo by Getty Images.}