I'm really sorry if I am the one who is going to break this news for you. Honestly, I apologize. Please don't shoot the messenger.
Remember "Friday," the Rebecca Black earworm that plagued us throughout most of 2011? Well, there's a new song written and produced by the same guy, featuring a brand new tween wannabe singer, and it is going viral as we speak. In spite of the fact that the song is absolutely terrible, currently almost 4 million people have watched the YouTube video for Nicole Westbrook's stinker, "It's Thanksgiving." Four. Million. Hits.
Not only is the song, with its ludicrous lyrics, copious auto-tune, and horrible rap segments, as bad as you'd expect it to be, but the video is... just embarrassingly bad. Unless watching an adolescent girl sing into a turkey drumstick is your "thing," of course, in which case you will love it. (Also, your "thing" is weird, but you probably already knew that.)
Courtesy: Nicole Westbrook, "It's Thanksgiving," via YouTube
As you can imagine, the memes are already starting. Brace yourself, Nicole, because you're in for a lot of teasing. Like, a lot-a lot. Good luck with that.