We're past the halfway point of January, so you college kids on winter break have to face the end of your days of non-stop binge drinking and sex and get back to your academics (while continuing to binge drink and sex in your downtime). But let's look forward a bit: In three months you're going to be back from your debauchery-laden spring breaks and sitting in a stupid desk looking at some jerk midterm that wants you to know stuff. That's not what college is about! Might I recommend following the example of Funny Exam Answers and being a smartass about it? Sure, you'll flunk, but you'll have a laugh and get to go back for another semester of binge drinking and sex.
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