Because they're jerks! Or at least they are in the view of graphic designer and illustrator C. W. Moss. Before this year's smash hit Go The F@#K to Sleep, there was another book that, while its format suggested it was for children, was actually quite adult in content. That book was Moss's Unicorn Being a Jerk, a collection of whimsical situations and illustrations in which the titular unicorn proves himself to be quite the jerk indeed. This morally feckless unicorn will make you think that maybe your sophomore year roommate wasn't that bad after all.
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