5ives - Merlin's Lists of Five Things

The Funny Site of the Day -- Merlin Mann's eclectic mini-lists of random observations and drollery have been making me smile for years. During research on this article, he made me laugh out loud four times. That, by the way, is four more than most humor sites.

His topics are all over the realm of possibilities -- and out back in the shed, including:

• Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Kind of Dirty
• Five Terrible Fake Scripts From a Notional Fourth Season of Gilligan's Island
• Five Things, Besides Lying, That Shakira's Hips Don't Do ("1. poach eggs")
• Five Terrible Fake Spears Family Parenting Lapses
• Five Ubiquitous Anatomical Embellishments From Which I Could Use a Break
• Five Things You Can Bring Along to Help Make the Party All About You
• Five Notional Movies That Might Not Have Gone Over as Well With Fundamentalists
• Five Rejected Names for a Single-Serving Meal Product
• Five Halloween Costumes Your Sorority Sisters Are Considering
• Five Rejected Names for "Cooter" on The Dukes of Hazzard

5ives contains some adult content.

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