Milk-Off / Squirt Alerts

The Funny Site of the Day -- According to Truth, the anti-smoking site hosting this Flash game, "The tobacco industry said that drinking one to two glasses of whole milk a day was riskier than second hand smoke. How do we settle this dispute?"

The answer, of course, is to run out to a barn and squeeze cow teats into a bucket. No udder tickling allowed and watch out for bees! (How many times have I heard that?)

The more milk you make, the more points you score.

Why in the world a milk-off will settle the argument is beyond me. Exhale.

After you finish gripping your bovine and promise to call, why not send a frothy Squirt Alert to a friend or whitish fluid enthusiast?

What you do is type in some message text and a talented cow with excellent mammarywriting will transcribe your words into moo juice. Forward your sentimental secretions via free email. Works for the lactose intolerant, too!

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