Zombie Alert

The Funny Site of the Day -- I have an uneasy feeling. My zombie alert level has escalated. With my luck, this would be a prime time for me to be eaten by a zombie. (Serves seven.)

Taking precautions, I looked for advice on the Internet, as there is no About.com Guide to Zombies. Go figure.

"Zombie Alert, by Onko, is the world leader in zombie warning systems. The patented cyclo-kinetic energy radiation server senses zombie presence up to 1700 yards away and emits a shrill warning capable of waking the most sound sleeper."

That's what I need, the latest in Zombie Alert technology. Let's learn more about it, shall we?

Walk this way: slow, deliberate, arms up and out, don't bump into trees...

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