1001 Rules for My Unborn Son

The Funny Site of the Day -- Boy, this list (in progress) certainly brings back the memories of wise, fatherly advice. I recall Daddy's caresses, talking to me inside the belly, while he shared, "The beer in the fridge is mine. I'm the man around here. You seen my smokes?"

I'm tearing up.

The contemporary 1001 Rules for My Unborn Son offers sound wisdom, not necessarily laugh out loud funny, but enough meat to evoke chuckles of recognition. Many of the items are embellished with humorous quotes, commentary, or photographs. It's a nice, happy read, and you might just learn something at this late date, such as:

• 21. In Monopoly, buy the orange properties.
• 125. A t-shirt is neither a philosophy nor an advertisement. It’s a shirt. Wear it plain.
• 194. Have a signature dish, even if it's your only one.
• 197. There's nothing wrong with musical theater. (Chicks dig Gershwin.)
• 206. Never turn down a girl's invitation to dance.

Now, who'd like some of my signature dish?

You've got it. Tap Water for all!...

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