The Funny Site of the Day -- In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out I will never become a zombie. I am a vegetarian and not allowed by tournament rules to munch corpses or live-wire Helen. Look for me in the apocalypse, gnawing and groaning in Del Monte's dumpsters. That's not blood; that's mango juice.

Additionally, I will never be dating zombies because I married my wife forever. The fine print includes living deadness and what feels like it in big box stores, the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, or Last Comic Standing.

That said, would I ever need to date a zombie, then ZombieHarmony would get my vote and plasma needs for their hands out and, yes, limbs out to the singles community.

Love Is in the Stare: ZombieHarmony
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