Monty Python, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, and Spike Jones Transcripts

The Funny Site of the Day -- Classic comedy has been meticulously transcribed and presented by Ib Rasmussen for our enjoyment. Find each of the 45 episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus and Monty Python's The Final Rip-Off in script form, allowing you to see and savor the language of comedy.

Song mangler Spike Jones is represented with the lyrics from three albums, Spike Jones Murders Them All, Spike Jones Murders Again, and Spike Jones Can't Stop Murdering. And more treasure can be read in the text of the recordings An Evening With Groucho Marx and Woody Allen: Standup Comic 1964-1968.

Read: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Monty Python's The Final Rip-Off | Spike Jones Murders Them All | Spike Jones Murders Again | Spike Jones Can't Stop Murdering | An Evening With Groucho Marx | Woody Allen Standup Comic 1964-1968
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