The Funny Site of the Day -- Why this could be the grandest job in the world! Let's see what the curator of the tasty and toasty Candy Wrapper Museum has to say.

"I began collecting wrappers in 1977 with an eye toward the unusual, ironic, and aesthetic, although I also collected 'classic' but more mundane wrappers for posterity's sake. I haven't yet counted all the wrappers in my collection, but it's HUGE. It's stored in a stack of boxes nearly 4 feet high and about 1.5 feet x 2 feet wide."

And, my, oh, my, yes, there has been mastication.

Phew, I'm getting the vapors. I like candy.

See actual sugary treats packages with nostalgic and witty comments.

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_{Pictured: Actress Alexie Gilmore appears to like candy, too. Photo by Mark Mainz / Getty Images.}