Pig Blaster - The Ultimate Game in Pig Aviation

The Funny Site of the Day -- OK, let's check the official instructions by ZED, because this online game is a highly combustible endeavor.

"The aim of the game is to escape from the pig pen using a combination of fart skill and aviation techniques and stay airborne for as long as possible...."

I love science.

"Once airborne ... release fart propellant and stay afloat. Remember to use it sparingly and keep an eye on the Fartometer...."

I'm resisting hilarious presidential candidate comments.

"To continue with your flight, you must collect extra bean juice. This ups your fart power ... but beware of the evil white doves. They will crash into you and take you down!"

Bummer.

That pun will hit you later.

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_{Pictured: A flying pig over the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. That's a lot of bean juice. Photo by Kevin Winter / Getty Images.}