Elf Yourself

The Funny Site of the Day -- Oh, goody, Elf Yourself is back!

I'll get out my knees.

Look at these facts for the past three weeks of 2007 alone, compiled by the elf wrangers at OfficeMax.

• Over 58 million people have visited site
• Over 38 million people have "elfed" themselves
• 35 elves are being created per second
• Users have spent a combined 700 years on website

Furthermore, spokeself Elizabeth McDowell says: "It's become the #1 holiday e-card of 2007, [surpassing] its record number of visitors from 2006 and is now the most viral campaign on record."

Pretty impressive, huh? Well, enough about that. Let's talk about me!

Following my spectacular Elf Yourself debut in 2006 -- OK, I'll pause here for a second. ... Alright, you may say it, "Thank you, Mike, for the sex appeal."

You are welcome. Anyway, as I was saying before you interrupted, one of our readers, Audrey, commented:

"Mike, you make a REALLY cute elf. You are wasting your talents if you don’t make it a career."

Yes, thanks, Audrey, the swirly-twirly world of elfing, that’s for me.

Unfortunately, I tend to throw out a hip on the tippy-toe prances.

Elf Yourself is a seasonal item, so go squeeze into the suit and jingle your bells, whatever. And, hey, go easy on the whatever.

Also, this year, you can have up to four friends or family members appear together in the same elf dance!

Wow! Pinch away!

Here's my little dance. I don't care what the fire laws say, I am not responsible for mass groupie ecstasy.

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