Random Jack Bauer Fact: Top One Hundred Facts

The Funny Site of the Day -- Special Agent in Charge of Counter Terrorist Unit Los Angeles Jack Bauer is so tough, we only dare to point you to the top 100 Jack Bauer facts, as scored by readers of hundreds and hundreds of Random Jack Bauer Facts. The hero of TV's 24, portrayed by Keifer Sutherland, would not take kindly to the suggestion he enables bottom facts or even bubbling-under mediocre facts. Among the things you should know:

• There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
• When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
• The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
• Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• If everyone on 24 followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called 12.

Read more of the 100 top Jack Bauer facts of the moment, compiled by NOT RLY, some of which may contain uncompromising street language. Say a little prayer Chuck Norris doesn't catch you.

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